I guess it's time I came clean. Michael, you're on Facebook! And you're one popular guy... already 26 friends!
Please don't turn me into the Facebook police.
Update on 4/3/2008:
Michael said he thought this was a pretty funny joke, and he promised to login once a year on April 1 to see if anything has changed. So if any of you want to be his friend, send in a request. I'll check his Facebook account about once a month and answer any outstanding friend requests. Let's see if we can push his friends count at least to 100 by April 1, 2009!