The perpetrator probably ran the stop sign on the street facing our house and then plowed right into our yard. Our neighbor heard something around midnight, but we were sound asleep and didn't hear a thing.
I called the police who came out to make a report, and the officer guessed that someone must have towed the perp out which accounted for some of the large dug-out parts nearest our house. I called all the towing companies in town to no avail.
The perp left this behind:
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ReplyDeleteSeriously, sorry to hear about the yard. Your street is not a good one for speederz.
If there was such a thing as justice, the "perp" would have to work off his crime with a shovel and some new turf.